In a world full of predators, only the most clever of prey can survive. Unfortunately, sheep aren’t exactly known for being clever. So, in an effort to preserve all things fluffy, the Wizards and I present to you: Sheep in Disguise
So, yeah, we disguised the sheep and it worked wonders. Sheep went by unnoticed and life was good. UNTIL IT WASN’T.
Unfortunately, the disguises worked a bit too well… and we lost the sheep.
This sudden shortage of sheep caused an economic collapse and the gold standard was quickly replaced by sheep. Those with sheep became powerful shepherds, and those without them become barely recognizable goblins. Yuck.
Now, everyone is scouring the globe to locate and collect the sheep by any means necessary. So, buckle your belts and tuck in your underbite. It’s about to get weird.
